We will sell you useless things!

And you will like it. You will like our products.

You will crave more and more of our products.

We’re not ready yet. Our factories are just going online. In the meantime, just listen to our audio again and again and again until you are sufficiently hypnotized.

UPDATE. March 2024. Construction of new factory in Shandong Province, China, currently underway. Be on the look out soon for our line of “Tears of Children” cosmetic creams and our “Little Rumble” undergarments.